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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 29th May 2010, 9:37 am

Alix told me to do this. XD
Besiiiides... my quotes are taking up too much space on my YouTube page and I need to put them somewhere else.

This is a list for the best quotes you've ever heard!!! Every time somebody replies, I'll add it to this original post, but you'll get to keep your posts of course. =) So, I'm going to go ahead and post all of mine and then we can add on. =)

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"No way. Tidus/Yuna was not the only FF kiss. Vaan kissed Rasler when they got married.... I meant Ashe. *headdesk*" -Thalia

"I'd rather paint myself yellow and cosplay a telletubie at a Metallica concert." -Bret

"Are you using a roller? Or a paintbrush? Or a toothbrush?" -Beast

"Nana lives in a hole, and eats dust." -Alix

"xDDD I BELIEVE IN YOOOOOOU!!!!! *cough* I mean, I'm sure you'll do exceptionally well. =D" -Lau

"I'd rather cosplay Demyx, walk into a biker bar, order MILK while talking on the phone to my 'boyfriend'." -Bret

"Which is like a zombie, but less moldy." -Alix

"Turn that WTF inside out! FTW! =D=D" -Darrel

"And he was staring at it with the determination of a pygmy, finding the perfect way to fall off a cliff." -Alix

"Because Kong Li is the love guru." -Thalia

"You know, spam. The crappy old meat that people put in a can and feed you." -Alix

"Namine's such a spazz. She's all like X D FACE RIKU'S FROSTING A CAKE. 8D" -Alix

"If I were a real man, I would own a kitten. Only real men own kittens." -Lauren

"My boyfriend's a fag." -Rhi
"...Well, that was a contradictory statement." -Thalia

"James is a sweet, magical fairy." -Devon

"It's like putting a box of pee in your living room." -Alix

"JARTHASAR." -Alix

"What was that for?" -Tobey
"Being stupid." -Tyko
"I'm not stup-OW! What was THAT for?!" -Tobey
"Lying." -Tyko

"Give the President a bear hug and hum an E flat." -Austin

"You never know when the next key may be your last..." -Lau

"If I'm caught, I will be killed. But that's okay. At least my paycheck will be payed." -Randy [Say Yes to the Dress]

"YOU'RE LIKE GODDLYYXD. Because you make smexyawesome videos. owo ofc /shot." -DaftSkye

"You know somebody doesn't love you when they give you a hollow chocolate bunny." -Thalia's mom
"Yeah, that'd be really crappy. *bites in bunny* ...Mom?" -Thalia
"Yes?" -Thalia's mom
"My bunny is hollow. T_T" -Thalia
"...Lawlwut?" -Thalia's mom

"Take that Cherry Lollipop!" - Gary
"Take that Texas Cowboy!" - Brynn

"Oh yeah Red-Headed freak?" - Gary
"Who you calling a freak Wolf Boy?" - Brynn

"Hey Sid I-" - Sue
"Not now I'm dork watching." - Sid

"Okay guys we need a plan." - Sue
"It's just soup Sue, whats the worst it can do?" - Tobey
"Ruin our figures?" - Sid

"You know you're a nerd when you catch yourself watching Power Rangers reruns all over again." -Claire
"I think that goes on the borderline between nerd and geek." -Claire's friend

"From Minesweeper the movie. (Collegehumor)"
General: Why are you here soldier??!!
Soldier: I want to make these lands safe!
General: Why are you(really) here, soldier?!
Soldier: I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!!
General: Don't you EVER forget that.

"Hey! Let's eat ice cream straight from the carton today!" -Claire's brother
"Sure!" -Claire
*downstairs*
"I've got the perfect tools for the consumption of the ice cream! *holds up a butter knife*" -Claire's brother
"*Facepalms*" -Claire

"So, are we going to do this?" -Tommy
"Are you doing to show me how it's done?" -Jude
"...There are a lot of inappropriate answers to that question." -Tommy

"Don't give me no FOP. I'm a Dapper Dan man." -O Brother Where Art Thou

"Oh George, not the livestock." -O Brother Where Art Thou

"You see, people don't fall in love with you. You trip them, then amputate both their legs so they can never get up again." -Geoff Baze

"Maybe I'm just bitter, you know? That [she's] got the love of her life before me." -Sid
"Hey, don't worry. You'll find that lucky girl someday. You've just got to wait." -Brynn
"Sometimes, it's not about finding. Sometimes, you need to be found." -Sid

"No defenseless herbivore can withstand the power of guided missiles." -G4 [Mass Effect 2]

"Seriously, the Grim Reaper wants to get in your pants or something. You die all the time." -Alix
"...Well, I do have some pretty nice pants." -Brooke

"You know... That kiss will never leave your tongue. And you know, technically, you're tasting Magnus, too." -Alix
"...BLEHHHHHH." -Thalia
"*lols off into the kitchen*" -Alix
"...Well, I'll bet you tasted Jace. AND IT KILLS YOU." -Thalia
"... ... ...*bangs head against refrigerator over and over again/sobbing*" -Alix

"Are you going to be like Maggie, who was like, 'AND I'LL BET LUKE HAD JOCELYN'S BABIE---NO. JOCELYN HAD LUKE'S BABIES." -Thalia


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Re: The Best Quotes Ever!!!!

Post by WolfieStar on 31st May 2010, 4:12 am

EPIC!!! I am so unoriginal, I have to use things from the post i had just written on the fanfiction part. these all stink, so you may smack me. Sad

"Take that Cherry Lollipop!" - Gary
"Take that Texas Cowboy!" - Brynn

"Oh yeah Red-Headed freak?" - Gary
"Who you calling a freak Wolf Boy?" - Brynn. (i think this one is from when we all rp in the chatbox with our charries)

"Hey Sid I-" - Sue
"Not now I'm dork watching." - Sid

"Okay guys we need a plan." - Sue
"It's just soup Sue, whats the worst it can do?" - Tobey
"Ruin our figures?" - Sid

imma fail i cant think of anything... Sad

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Re: The Best Quotes Ever!!!!

Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 22nd June 2010, 2:53 pm

I will try...

Me: You know you're a nerd when you catch yourself watching Power Rangers reruns all over again.

Friend: I think that goes on the borderline between nerd and geek.

"From Minesweeper the movie. (Collegehumor)"
General: Why are you here soldier??!!
Soldier: I want to make these lands safe!
General: Why are you(really) here, soldier?!
Soldier: I'M HERE BECAUSE I'M BORED!!
General: Don't you EVER forget that.

(My little brother and I today)
Bro: Hey! Let's eat ice cream straight from the carton today!
Me: Sure!
(we go downstairs)
Bro: I've got the perfect tools for the consumption of the ice cream!
(holds up a butter knife)
Me: *Facepalms*

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Re: The Best Quotes Ever!!!!

Post by ThaliaAnderson on 22nd June 2010, 8:48 pm

Gosh dangit, each time I type "Claire", I reflexively type "Clary" now. XD

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 23rd June 2010, 6:33 am

ThaliaAnderson wrote:Gosh dangit, each time I type "Claire", I reflexively type "Clary" now. XD

I would've thought that....well, at least you don't HORRIBLY mispel my name..... believe me, people have left out the "e", the "i" and the rest of the other letters. It was REALLY bad when they were engraving my name on trophies and stuff.... *facepalms* Evil or Very Mad

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 23rd June 2010, 10:30 pm

Hahahaha, I was watching a show, and this just made me laugh. XD

"So, are we going to do this?" -Tommy
"Are you doing to show me how it's done?" -Jude
"...There are a lot of inappropriate answers to that question." -Tommy

It was so funny because they were just talking about recording a new song for Jude's album, and Tommy's comment came pretty much out of nowhere. XD

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 6th July 2010, 2:57 am

So, I had all of these really funny quotes as my signature sometimes on my email, and I'm just now finding them again. XD And I LOVE these quotes. They're just like, so incredibly funny. Although a couple are sweet, too, hahah.

"Don't give me no FOP. I'm a Dapper Dan man." -O Brother Where Art Thou [don't remember the character's name]

"Oh George, not the livestock." -O Brother Where Art Thou

"You see, people don't fall in love with you. You trip them, then aputate both their legs so they can never get up again." -Geoff [from my book]

"Maybe I'm just bitter, you know? That [she's] got the love of her life before me." -Sid
"Hey, don't worry. You'll find that lucky girl someday. You've just got to wait." -Brynn
"Sometimes, it's not about finding. Sometimes, you need to be found." -Sid [drabble from my new oneshot]

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Post by WolfieStar on 6th July 2010, 3:03 am

"I feel fat!" - Sue
"Then you are fat, chubby." - Gary
"Your mean, stupid furball..." - Sue
"Watch it Yi..." - Gary

"Lets get KFC!" - me
"Yeah, the kernel!" - my dad
"Kernal chicken flew the coop! *chicken noises*" - my friend

yeah, some stupid quotes...

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 6th July 2010, 3:12 am

Lol I love Oh Brother where art thou. XD

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Post by WolfieStar on 6th July 2010, 3:15 am

never heard of it lol

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 6th July 2010, 3:19 am

It's sorta like the Odyssey by Homer, but it's been all Southernized. XD

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 6th July 2010, 3:24 am

It is a parallel to the Oddessy. It's supposed to be a weird, modern version of it. But it's freaking hilarious, so you should definitely rent it or something. XD

DON'T GIMME NO FOP.
D<

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Post by WolfieStar on 6th July 2010, 3:27 am

i dunno what oddessy is, or anything. xD

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 6th July 2010, 3:31 am

...
MY GOSH.
WE NEED TO HELP YOU.
*dies*

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 6th July 2010, 3:32 am

Oh you're missing out! It's a Greek legend!!!!!

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Post by swim2live on 12th July 2010, 10:36 pm

Im gonna give it a shot. the first two are from stories i have yet to post (or finish) yet.

"No. Nuh-uh. No way. Absolutely not. Never in a million years. When pigs fly. Negatory. Nee. Heck no!" -Rina

"I wanted to apologize and start over with you. Hi, I'm Rush *holds out hand*" -Rush
"Hi, I'm....not interested. I thought we'd met." -Rina

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?" -my friend, Austin
"No"- Me
"Neither has he"- Austin

"I am Pillow Man! If you punched me in the face i would not be able to feel it!" -my friend, Derek
"Really? Let me test it out" -Austin
"Wait, wait let me get another pillow....." -Derek

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 16th July 2010, 11:56 pm

I likey. XD

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Post by swim2live on 17th July 2010, 12:14 am

my friends are so funny and crazy. i love them

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Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 18th July 2010, 5:02 pm

Yus. XD

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Re: The Best Quotes Ever!!!!

Post by ThaliaAnderson on 27th July 2010, 9:42 am

I've been on a major Avatar high ever since I learned about the new series coming out, so I've been rewatching the whole series from the beginning.

This made me giggle. It's from episode fourteen, book one.
"Look! *points to erupting volcanoe* Can your fortunetelling explain that?!" -Sokka
"...Pff. Can your science predicts why it rains?" -Random Guy
"...YES. YES IT CAN." -Sokka

The way Sokka responded just made me laugh like, ENDLESSLY. XD

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 29th July 2010, 7:59 am

I have moar. 8D
Because heaven only knows what Alix and I do when we're together. XD And full of crack.

"Seriously, the Grim Reaper wants to get in your pants or something. You die all the time." -Alix
"...Well, I do have some pretty nice pants." -Brooke

Okay, so, this quote requires a lot of backstory.
Please understand that Alix, Brooke, and I were roleplaying/cosplaying Mortal Instruments. Alix was Alec, I was Clary, and Brooke was Isabelle.
If you don't know who I'm talking about, go read my epic thread/rant about it. Over thar. *points*

Anyways, we went on a walk, because we were bored. and it's late. So we went a walk. When it's dark. Because we're cool. And want to get kidnapped or something. So, Alec really REALLY doesn't like Clary. Because she "stole" Jace. Which will also come into play. Also understand that Alec has Magnus. Who creeps on everybody. Especially Alec.
So, anyways, Brooke had a can of Coke. And there's this ongoing joke that if you take a drink of someone else's drink then you're "indirectly" kissing them.
I totally forgot about this at the moment.
So I stole Brooke's soda. I took a drink. Alix took it from me. And then took a drink. I took it back. Took another drink. Before promptly spitting it out and screaming, "INDIRECT KISS." and freaking out.
Because Alec and Clary don't like each other.
Not at all.

So we got inside after this, both of us complaining whilst still in character 100%, and this quote happened (oh, and we were complaining about how the taste would never leave).
"You know... That kiss will never leave your tongue. And you know, technically, you're tasting Magnus, too." -Alix
"...BLEHHHHHH." -Thalia
"*lols off into the kitchen*" -Alix
"...Well, I'll bet you tasted Jace. AND IT KILLS YOU." -Thalia
"... ... ...*bangs head against refrigerator over and over again/sobbing*" -Alix

...You should also get from this that Alec and Magnus are together. XD
But Alec is convinced he loves Jace, but he DOESN'T.
He just doesn't know it yet.

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Post by swim2live on 30th July 2010, 12:16 am

Okay so me and my friend Taylor were spending the might at my friend Marisa's house and she has two brothers. We were afraid they were gonna come and prank us during the night so this conversation happened.

"Okay, I'm scared David's gonna come in here." -Taylor
"Yeah, he's just a tad scary." -Me
"Beware, he eats left shoes" -Marisa

I was trying to convince Austin to become a mentor at my school and he said he'd think about it. I was texting Marisa at the same time....

"Why doesn't he just become a mentor?" -Marisa
"Idk. But I didn't tell him about the public speaking part." -Me
"Oh, please, he can man-up" Marisa
"Yeah, What is he? A wuss?" -Me
"Exactly! Stop acting like a little girl! Scared of public speaking. Psssh." -Marisa

"If you had any super power, what would it be?" -Marisa
"....To shoot spaghetti from my fingers. Cuz no one wants to be covered in spaghetti." -Austin

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 30th July 2010, 2:45 am

PFFF.
THAT AUSTIN KID QUOTED DANE COOK.
THE SPAGHETTIIIIIIII.

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Post by WolfieStar on 30th July 2010, 2:52 am

OMG what episode?

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Post by ThaliaAnderson on 30th July 2010, 2:53 am

Uhmmmmm...
I don't know! D:

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