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Our Favorite Villain... Kind Of.

Post by ThaliaAnderson on 3rd July 2010, 12:10 am

So, Kong Li is many things...
!) a pedophile
2) who happens to creep on his son
3) who he had when he was at least fifty-something
4) who's mother to aforementioned son was like, twenty-something
5) which just proves the pedophile theory mentioned earlier.
6) He then locked his wife [the love of his life who he was bound to for eternity] into a dimension/vortex of pain and doom.
7) Who may or may not be the father of Mr. Wu
8) and the grandfather of Barney
9) who HAPPENS to be older than his son
10) which would make Barney and Tobey related somehow
11) in fact, Tobey would be Mr. Wu's half-brother;
12) and Barney's uncle
13) If I remember correctly, he turned his son into a FLYING MONKEY.
14) ...you know, like out of Wizard of Oz.
15) Oh, and let's not forget that it never leaves his eyes.
16) and you ALL know what I mean by that.
17) He fails to explain why exactly he wants to take over Chinatown
18) because seriously, how much good would it really do him?
19) If they were able to create a magic barrier to lock somebody inside Chinatown....
20) Why wouldn't you lock them up somewhere else?
21) Like say... a HOLE IN THE GROUND?!

What else is Kong Li? Let's name a hundred things! Continue the list. =]
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Post by WolfieStar on 3rd July 2010, 1:47 am

22) he's the ONLY person in all of Three Delivery who doesn't have black eyes
23) he has blue viens in his head, and no old person does! Mei Hua, who has more stress than him doesn't have anything! NOT EVEN WRINKLES!?
24) why send your son to the orphanage where Sue and Sid are? PROPHESY?!
25) couldn't you just kill him instead of sending him to an orphanage?
26) he's pathetic to get his butt kicked by three teens
27) why can't you kill the kids, kill nana, and get the cookbook
28) why can't you get GOOD HENCHMEN?! instead of a brainless hunk of black shapeshifting clay
29) anger manangement issues?
30) no need to throw a tantrum when you fail
31) TEENS FAIL ALL THE TIME AND THEY DON'T THROW TANTRUMS!
32) where do you go when you magically dissapear after the kids finally catch you?
33) like do you go to candy land or somethin?!
34) the point of trying to kill your son nearly everyday?
35) why dont you love him?!

all I can think off....
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Re: Our Favorite Villain... Kind Of.

Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 3rd July 2010, 8:29 am

This is fun.

36) Couldn't you simply tunnel under the forcefield?
37) If you know magic, couldn't you simply enchant yourself to become insanely strong to beat up the teenagers?

38) Why do you have this need to torment people all the time in Chinatown?
39) Because what have they ever done to you?

40) If you knew magic, couldn't you summon a bunch of cool magical creatures like dragons to aide you in your reign of terror?

41) Do you shrivel in the sunlight?
42) Because you never go out into the sun.

43)....which is why he must hate the people of Chinatown, since they are able to thrive in sunlight like normal human beings.

44) Have you ever tried drinking a cup of tea?
45) I hear its the simplest asian remedy
46) Probably good for your fragile health?

47) How can you be so old and have blue veins of stress yet....
48) Never mind, this show pushes the fact of age aside for the sake of kung fu(n)

49) Do you like tacos?
50) Actually, do you have a favorite food?
51)We could offer that up for sacrifice...

52)What could you possibly acheive once you break out of Chinatown?
53) Chocolate?
54) Because the army could stop you....or Iron Man. Or the X-Men. Or generally any fighter of Marvel Origin.
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Re: Our Favorite Villain... Kind Of.

Post by Chezberryz456 on 4th July 2010, 1:22 am

Urm... I can't think of much else...
55) What's the whole reason for the Drangon staff (It doesn't seem to help him)
56) He doesn't favor much with animals (Baku)
57) Why hasn't he got the same idea as Nana, and recruited teenage orphans to help him?
58) Can't he put up a magic barrrier around Wu's Garden whilst he collects up the recipes around Chinatown?
59) What made him become evil in the first place?
Urm... I'm stuck for ideas, so I'll have to stop there
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Re: Our Favorite Villain... Kind Of.

Post by WolfieStar on 13th July 2010, 4:36 pm

my friend is helping me name more.

60) the point of killing your master?
61) he could have likely helped you get the cookbook and teach you how to win
62) or give you the cookbook like how he did to nana!
63) then turn on him!

64) why state the obvious?
65) like where you keep your kidnap victims?!
66) ...do you keep them in the closet?
67) that would be very ackward...
68) you pedifile!
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Re: Our Favorite Villain... Kind Of.

Post by DragonWarriorClaire34 on 18th July 2010, 5:04 pm

Nice, nice.

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